here’s a hot dog wiener with nothing inside it in case you want to make your blog more
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
IT’S STILL SEPTEMBER
NO IT IS HALLOWEEN
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT
Ok but how do you actually find quality men anymore? Dude’s at the bar just want to hook up. Guys on online dating sites just want to hook up or “experiment” with a fatty. My classes are all women, and that Taco Bell commercial about having bacon in your purse to lure men in was false advertising
Pause, then press select sixteen times, then move the highlight over to the picture of wario and press up.
Today I finally put aside my earlier opinions of Adventure Time and watched 15 episodes in a row since it’s cold and my joints are dead. I actually really like it, despite not liking it at all when it came out. ;o; So here’s a little BMO painting!
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!
i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them
I WILL BE OVERDRESSED
YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS
It’s a faux paw
did you just………..
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.
Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.
…and history remembers her as pretty.
AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY
this is the first time I have ever seen a picture of her older than 20 and I think that’s scary
Frank Sinatra — I Fall In Love Too Easily (1945)
I fall in love too easily
I fall in love too fast
I fall in love too terribly hard
For love to ever last